on tumblr when
me: finally i have a stalker thank you god
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this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
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so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
OH MY GOD
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lmao omg I think I injured myself laughing.
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For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
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I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony
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That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
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what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
kill the imposter
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Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
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